We're just going to throw this out there: Is there some sort of Kickstarter campaign we can launch to become best friends with Rebel Wilson? Ideally, this would happen sometime today, because it's girlfriend's 29th birthday, and we already made a birthday cake and balloon arrangement.
The Australian actress and comedian has plenty to recommend her. She's crazy-talented and has basically been #Girlbossing it since her teens. She can sing, act, dance, and — as you'll soon see — rap. She's got confidence to spare, and her Twitter feed is so freaking hilarious that it makes us want to be funnier people. For now, we'll just have to retweet, retweet, retweet.
Pitch Perfect 2 won't be out until May, but take a moment to enjoy these greatest Rebel hits in the meantime. If you need us, we'll be Jedi mind-tricking our Facebook page to send us a friend request from her.
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