The Mystery Of Kim K. & This Bike

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Kim Kardashian dressed up as Audrey Hepburn, climbed on a bike, fell off, and just lay there. We spent more than several seconds staring at these photos, reveling in their absurdity, and felt like screaming, "How is this a world we live in?" outside our office windows. So, here are the array of headlines we pitched for this story. Which do you prefer?
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Kim Kardashian Is Just Like Us, Except We Don't Fall Off Bikes
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Is Kim Kardashian The New Jennifer Lawrence?
FFN_Kardashian_Kim_Bike_VEMISB_exc_041514_51385065Photo: MiamiPIXX/SBMF/VEM/FAMEFLYNET.
But, somehow, Kim just laying there on the ground, with the entire world watching feels like it kind of needs to be seen and not really discussed. Because, without context (apparently this is for a commercial, but we'll see) these images are oddly wacky and strange.
Also, she looks sort of pretty.

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