NSFW: Reddit’s Groupie Thread

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Anyone who's seen Almost Famous — or has an eccentric aunt with vague stories from her time as a "roadie" in the '70s knows there is a secret life of the groupies community. And, until now, that life has been largely left untold. Thankfully, one Reddit user started a thread to find out the dirty deets behind this subculture. The thread begins, "Obviously I'm not asking for names of rock stars, but I was thinking that if we hear stories about how many hundreds and even thousands of women these rock stars had sex with, then there have to be some with a story or two." Turns out, a story or two is the understatement of the year. Unsurprisingly, Hootie and the Blowfish's Darius Rucker was a total gentleman, and Derek Jeter is his own biggest fan. Are these stories true? Probably not all of them. But, it's still a highly entertaining read. Though it was rather difficult, we've picked out our top six contributions — because you try picking just five.
Maxpower1234: "A girl I used to have an on again, off again fling with had sex with Darius Rucker (hootie from hootie and the blowfish). She said he was a fantastic lay, a perfect gentleman, and even sang to her in the morning as he made her breakfast. On the way out he thanked her for being a good host and said she had a lovely house."
BobDolesPotato: "friend of a roommate's mother [expletive] DMX. we got his number from her cell phone but his answering machine message was just him barking for 30 seconds."
tdub1111: "My mom's coworker banged Bon Jovi. She told everyone about it including me when I was 10."
YoureKindOfADick: "My ex girlfriend [expletive] half of the Buffalo Sabres circa 2006."
plissken627: "I had sex with Brian Bell from weezer when they were touring in Manitoba. Great guy. He played the say it aint so solo for me."
diba_: "My friend's cousin dated Derek Jeter for a while and had keys to his apartment. According to the story she entered one day to find him butt ass naked on his couch watching highlights of himself and bumping his chest with his fist saying 'YEAH JEETS, YEAH JEETS'." (Reddit)

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