“23” Conspiracy: Is Miley Cyrus Illuminati?

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The number 23 is potent. There was a Jim Carrey movie made about it. Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea wrote The Illuminatus! Trilogy, which involves a supernatural "23 enigma." And now Miley Cyrus has appeared on Mike WiLL Made It's single "23." We do not think this is a coincidence. The number 23 closely follows all of the pertinent parties in "23." Thus, we deduce Miley Cyrus is a member of the Illuminati.
Don't believe us? We'll give you 16 reasons you should:

1) Mike WiLL Made It confirmed that Cyrus would appear on "23" on May 23, 2013.
2) "23" refers to Michael Jordan's jersey number for the Chicago Bulls, which was retired in 1994 (1 + 9 + 9 + 4 = 23)
3) Michael Jordan's father, James R. Jordan, Sr. was murdered on July 23, 1993.
4) Miley Cyrus was born on November 23, 1992.
5) Miley's birth name was "Destiny." According to Kabbalistic numerology, "Destiny" has the numeric value of 23. (D[4]E[5]S[3]T[4]I[1]N[5]Y[1])
6) According to Pythagorean numerology, "Cyrus" has the value of 23. (C[3]Y[7]R[9]U[3]S[1])

7) Mike WiLL Made It, aka Michael Len Willbur II, was born on March 23, 1989.
8) Channel 23 is the official station of the City of Chicago.
9) Juicy J, who appears on the track, released his latest album, Stay Trippy, on August 23 of this year.
10) Wiz Khalifa, who also guests on "23," released his single "Work Hard Play Hard" on April 23, 2012, and the video for it on May 23 of the same year.
11) On November 23, 2012, Miley made a point of sharing this link on Twitter at 11:23 pm.
12) There are 23 syllables in the first part of Miley's "23" bridge: "Put on my J's and dance the whole night away / I’m naughty by nature like I’m hip-hop hooray."
13) The second season of Hannah Montana premiered on April 23, 2007.
14) The soundtrack to Hannah Montana: The Movie was released on March 23, 2009.
15) Hannah Montana debuted on Disney Channel Asia, Disney Channel India, and Disney Channel Pakistan on September 23, 2006.
16) Billy Ray Cyrus released the album Change My Mind on October 23, 2012.

Also, Julius Caesar was stabbed 23 times. Coincidence?

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