Ah, yes, the MTV Video Music Awards. Like the Oscars of crazy, the VMAs allow every musician and face-of-the-moment to let their freak flag fly, whether it means showing up wearing a slab of beef or Kermit The Frog — and that's just Lady Gaga. While Gaga's antics occurred onstage and not on-the-carpet, plenty of other celebs brought their wildcard A-game to Brooklyn last night. (Did you guys hear it was in Brooklyn? Was anyone at the show announcing it, constantly, sometimes two or three times per sentence? We couldn't tell...)
So, in case you missed Miley twerking (it's okay, it'll be GIF'd for the rest of our lives) or Taylor Swift throwing major shade, at least you'll know who wore what. Spoiler alert: No animals were harmed in the making of this roundup.