Photo: Christopher Polk/Getty Images.You know how we're always whining about wanting to be Jennifer Lawrence's best friend? Turns out, the position has been filled by one Laura Simpson. But, it's all good, because it seems like this girl is just as awesome and sassy as her famous pal. Don't believe us? Just read Simpson's hilarious Oscars diary.
For starters, there's her retelling of that moment when she acted as a landing pad for J Lawr's epic red-carpet stumble. "We finally arrive at the red carpet and as we exit the car, my date eats sh*t and uses my freshly done Lauren Conrad updo to break her fall," she shares. "The crowd goes wild. There are flashbulbs and people circling yet no one asks if I need any help because unless you are famous at the Oscars, you are completely invisible."
We might feel sorry for L Sim. But, considering that she got to wear a Dior gown boasting eight pounds of tulle, fetched a wink from Bill Murray as Rod Stewart's "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" played at an after-party, and got an up-close whiff of Brad "I Don't Wear Cologne, It's Just My Musk" Pitt, the only emotion we're feeling right now is sheer jealousy. Don't even get us started on the time she gave Kerry Washington the Slim Jim from her purse.
Still, there's some comfort knowing that J Lawr's real-life bestie is the kind of girl who brings a Slim Jim to the Oscars, follows Bill Murray around parties, and writes funny recaps. Can we please make this threesies? (MySpace)