Spiky rings, too-heavy earring, restricting bangles...jewelry can be a pain in the ass—and now, it can be a pain in the face, too! Artist and jewelry designer Imme van der Haak created a line of face distorting jewelry that gives you the human-gone-cyborg look you've always wanted. With eyebrow stretchers, nostril flarers, and a golden booger that's more eek than chic, there's plenty of options to choose from. Similarly, Burcu Büyükünal created some face mushing jewelry that'll give your nose a Who-ville lift, or your chin three more chinny companions. We fear that these might end up in horrifying accidents for the wearer—anything from taking that nostril clamp out too brusquely, to that old adage of "If you keep making that face, it'll stay that way!" coming true. Click through the slideshow to see all the twisted jewelry. (Fast Co Design for Imme van der Haak and Burcu Büyükünal)
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