From Pizza To Cereal, Here's What To Eat Based On Your Astrological Sign

Illustration by Janet Sung
As the old saying goes, you are what you eat. The contents of your fridge are so personal they might even be able to replace a traditional dating profile. And don't get us started on coffee orders: Is that an oat milk latte in your hand? You're definitely active on social media. Did you just order Starbucks's new Cloud Frappuccino? You're probably an Ariana Grande fan.
But you are also your Sun sign — if you're a fan of horoscopes, that is. Birth charts are a language and if you're fluent, they can help you figure out what's on your astrological menu. That's why we've combined everything we know about food with everything we know about astrology to bring you the ultimate guide to the signs as foods.
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Illustration by Louisa Cannell
A pitch: A supermarket with 12 aisles, one for every sign.
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What do you bring to the table?
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Shrek was an Aquarius, he said so himself.
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Follow-up question: Is your version CBD-infused?
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Because who really has time to cook during the week?
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This bowl is controversial.
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Does it get any more personal than pizza toppings?
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Salty bagels, sweet bagels, marble bagels, extra bagels.
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A dessert that can't decide between creamy and crunchy? A Libra feels seen.
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Sorry, Timothée Chalamet, no peaches here.
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OK, but does Gemini's also come with fries?
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Ariana Grande objects.
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Sauvignon Blanc season might have us feeling some type of way.
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