Twitter Troll: Rodarte for Target, Aggy for Xmas, and Bryanboy’s for the Midwest

nitro_licious: "here's another sneak peek of the rodarte x target collection! it's getting exciting!" The leopard print dress. Ack! So good!
AggyDeyn: "I officially started xmas shopping today. Decided that buying all my presents on xmas eve and having a nervous breakdown isn't gonna happen!" We gave everyone chocolates from Duane Reade and a big hand-drawn, frowny-face IOU last year. We're with ya, sister.
taylorjacobsonn: "Can't believe the studio is flooded up in my leather pants and ballet flats." The season just ended, and they're already acting out reruns.
beckadiamond: "Ziggy Stardust dressed me this morning" Disbelief. Ziggy Stardust barely dresses himself in the morning.
bryanboy: "I cant believe im saying this but im gonna miss michigan. Please don't shoot me." A good chunk of the office is from the Midwest. We'd never shoot you, but our buddies from home have the hunting rifles to do it with!
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