cmbenz: Off to lunch w/ celebutante DJ @MikeNouveau, and a big zit! #good+bad" A zit big enough to get invited to lunch sounds like a medical emergency, Chris.
bryanboy: "Wow. Betsey Johnson is turning 68 this month! Just got an invite to her birthday bash. Happy birthday Betsey!" The only 68-year-old we know who's probably going to have both ponies and a zillion pink balloons at her party.
alimichael: In my dream I went to whole foods with an alive chuckie doll and got into a confrontation with an employee about oven roasted turkey meat" Due to some bad turkey on the catering table at the last shoot perhaps?