Twitter Troll: Pet Portraits, Mantilla Interns, And Jesus Luz' "Gift"

DitaVonTeese: "My pets' oil portraits are finally hung in my Paris apartment!!" Old Masters' Pet Portraits! They're a thing, apparently!
VICEMAG: "Just converted to Shiva-worship by the reincarnated John Belushi. 100% not kidding." Was he wearing a toga?
kingsthings: "One of the saddest things to me in all of modern media is the decline of the newspaper. Sad. Sad. Sad." Amen, brother. Same goes for fashion mags.
asvof: "Interns for asvoff needed- quiet and organized-video editors fcp, graphic designers and camera men\women, pa ..." Someone to keep that mantilla balanced...
JesusLuz1: "The purpose of life is to discover your gift. The meaning of life is to give your gift away." Was your gift, dear Jesus, the reason why Madonna loved oiling you up all the time?

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