Twitter Troll: Katy Perry's V-Card, Derek's Dead Chicken, and Aggy's Archetype Visit

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StevenRojas: Kicking it with Agyness Deyn and April77 ★ http://bit.ly/qO7xhttp://bit.ly/36xUSYhttp://bit.ly/cQpRFhttp://bit.ly/Gnwb7" Alright Rojas, how do we make that star thingy? Also: We NEED that Navajo jacket.
katyperry: "@JonnyMakeup OMG GURL ur gonna FREAK! I know HIM well! His older bro was my 1st BF! He took my v ____! I could get u hiz digitz! Only 4 U!" KP totez lost the big V to Taylor from Paramore's older bro. Scandal! Since, you know, KP was a gospel singer before she kissed girls.
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mrbradgoreski: "HI everyone.super busy prepping for a fitting, BUT on tonights RZP episode my dog, JASPER makes a cameo. prepare yourselves to fall in love." **Cue puppy dog eyes.**
sarahcolette: "Nice purple lipstick" That's what we said!
timesfashion: "#LFW Jaeger shag pile soothed my weary miu miu feet. But not sure model who's heel snapped off felt the same?AO" A shag carpet runway? We imagine that walk is like aerating a lawn with your heels.
dizzyblazeberg: " This is not a joke: a dead chicken was delivered to me this morning. In a big box. Scared the F out of me, that's for sure." What, no Twitpic?
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