Twitter Troll: French Toast Bagels, Centipedes With Wings, and We’re So Ready to Sleep In Tomorrow

harpersbazaarus: " - Gorgeous flowers at Naeem Kahn presentation, with real butterflies flying around the room -- right out of a fairy tale! #NYFW" Pretty, we're sure—but anyone else have a paralizing fear of butterflies? We mean, they're like centipedes...but they can fly.
daisylowe: "on my way to the airport eating a FRENCH TOAST BAGEL! londonbound with monty. oh yeah." We love twitter because it opens our eyes to worlds we never knew existed. We want to go to French Toast Bagel-land!
OAKNYC: "new women's acne shoes - finally they're here, and they will not last long" Your roommate and mother bought one as you finished reading this sentence. Hurry!!
ayakanai: "going to see a Japanese psychedelic rock band tnite in wburg with my family. more often than not, parents are the coolest people I know." When your father's artist Kiyoshi Kanai, you might end up going to concerts instead of playing Wii fit during family get-togethers.
AggyDeyn: "Packing! I either take 1 pair of clean undies and my toothbrush or my whole F in wardrobe. Give me some middle ground!!!!!" We'd love to see Agyness Deyn try the former and film her own "Man Vs. Wild" spin-off, "Woman Vs. Fashion Week"
calvinharris: "ARE YOU READY FOR THE WEEKEND?!??!! #ReadyForTheWeekend" You have no idea. We're so over this 11 day workweek.
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