Twitter Troll: Fake Boobs, Unseasonal Previews, And Chiquita Banana Fittings

taylorjacobsonn: "Is this tooooo much to wear to a fitting??" Only if you're fitting anyone but the Chiquita Banana woman.
henryholland: If you insist... And they say the city isn't personal.
cmbenz: "Off to PV Preview for FALL '11 ... ew, I am not ready to look at cashmere & wool in this heat. #incomprehensible" There's something so wrong about trying on mittens when you're in a crop top.

mrbradgoreski: "Please don't tell me that they are yours... RT @CaseyKenyon: Looking at the worst pair of fake tits I've seen in a LONG time."

DitasVonTeese: "Braving Paris streets on bicycle.I feel safer when I join a pack of bicyclers. They look at me like I'm from another planet. It's funny." We feel like you—queen of all that is eternally chic—get looks like that no matter what activity you do.

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