henryholland: "Today is all about maths. Tropical rain + quiff = fugly. Rum Punch x5 =love. Desire for corn rows - minus corn row hairdresser = sadface." Now, who remembers how to differentiate 6 - (us)² + 2(lol) = 0
models: "Who got Lady Gaga tickets this morning? And if so, who will be taking me with them...I fit neatly in a purse or backpack." Ah—who's got a joke about models being tiny?
beckadiamond: "Beat up blk lanvin flats, n(n) jkt, leather leggings, handmade aloha from hell t shirt, goth morning to you" We wish you a day filled with black skies and music made by middle-aged men who tame their beer bellies with lace-up corsets.