chicky: "i can't believe i'm twittering without a website" Oh, Amanda Bynes. We can't believe you're twittering without a filter.
FNOnyc: "Submit ur pic & stats to email@example.com by 9/5 for a chance 2 B signed w/ Wilhelmina Models @Swarovski Rock Center on#fno!" Calling all lithe, good-lookin' things!
Bloomingdales: "Those of you that missed the special Vena Cava for Aqua 1 day shopping on Monday, you can now go purchase in stores! Now as in, right now!" Anyone up for a trip after clock-out?