Twitter Troll: Beautiful People, Funny People, And Impatient People

MissKellyO: "me in @peoplemag for the most beautiful people list. I'm still waiting for someone to pinch me i am so fucking hap" Believe it, girl. You've come a long way since those reality show days!
"samantharonson: "Keith Bourbon #drinkpeople" We'd be Rewinery29.
ConanOBrien: "I just ran into Ellen DeGeneres on the Warner Bros lot and we played ping pong. I think she's really into me." Man, if this was true, these two could make some really funny babies.
johnjannuzzi: "indecisive foreign models in front of me at starbucks. god help the person that comes between me and my pick me up" At least you've got something nice to look at while you fume in line?
kingsthings: "If diamonds AREN'T a girl's best friend, what is?" Is Larry King having woman troubles? We recommend a new bike and a day at the spa.

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