ConanOBrien: "I just ran into Ellen DeGeneres on the Warner Bros lot and we played ping pong. I think she's really into me." Man, if this was true, these two could make some really funny babies.
johnjannuzzi: "indecisive foreign models in front of me at starbucks. god help the person that comes between me and my pick me up" At least you've got something nice to look at while you fume in line?