1 ¾ cups low-fat vanilla ice cream
¼ cup vanilla vodka (or unflavored vodka + ½ tsp. vanilla extract)
¼ cup Crème de Menthe
½ tbsp grated dark chocolate + 1 tsp for topping
a few sprigs of mint
Throw ice cream, vodka and Crème de Menthe in a blender and mix until it’s just evenly combined. The beauty of a Mickey D’s shake is its ridiculous, straw-defying thickness. To replicate that effect, make sure not to over-blend. And if you do, then I’m sorry – you’ll just have to add more ice cream.