Just to rock your Monday, Sesame Street has released a parody of House Of Cards — the cult Netflix series about political intrigue, cold-blooded homicide, and sexual power dynamics. The legendary children's show put a slightly more SFW spin on the series, modeling its version on the nursery tale of the Three Little Pigs. "Some people say there's too much pork in this town," snarls Frank Underwolf, turning to the camera. "And, I couldn't agree more." True, there's a lot less auto-erotic asphyxiation in the Sesame Street version, but other than that, they pretty much nailed it. A hat tip to Big Bird and the gang for remembering that you're never too young to start plotting to seize control of the government.