Dear, tourists: We appreciate all the money you pump into our local economy, dining at our restaurants and popping bottles at our clubs. We’re especially grateful for all the neon “I’m in Miami” apparel you purchase. It usually makes us giggle. And while we totally love you and welcome you with open arms, there are a few local haunts we’d like to keep to ourselves. So, if you're looking to have a snowbird-free holiday without leaving town, we've got you. We hunted down the under-the-radar Miami spots that are sacred for either the killer views, the cheap drinks, or the short waits. And not a single fanny pack in sight.
Your December Horoscope, Revealed