Lepore at the Outlet Center, Teen LOVE, and Daphne Guinness in The Jungle

DIY is in fifth gear across the pond, where English superstore Tesco is selling 198% more sewing machines than last year.

Amanda Lepore visited New York State super-outlet outdoor mall, and notorious tourist trap, Woodbury Commons. Lucky for everyone, the universe did not implode as a result.

Daphne Guinness is having a very "Indiana Jones" summer.

"I think that gay men are actually the most to blame for many of the problems in the fashion industry, like the absence of womanly curves on the runway, and the hideous, figure-assaulting trend that is the tent dress, which no women who have tits, and no straight men who have an appreciation for tits, have any use for."—Tracie "Slut Machine" Egan of Jezebel aiming for Perez Hilton and missing the mark by a mile.More Posts:

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