Hutson Joins Generra, Harlow Joins Waitstaff, and Chung Auto-Tunes Obama

Whoa, momma. 20-year-old Daisy Lowe tries on the whole British matron look for Vogue Italia.
Shalom Harlow will take your drink orders now.
Oh snap—The Fiery Furnaces are playing the Vena Cava show.
Look at this fucking hipster, the release form.
If you ever wondered why Alexa Chung moved across the sea, leaving behind fame, friends, and family, for life in the States, it was so she would have the First Amendment right to do this.
Swaim Hutson—who helmed the late, lamented Obedient Sons and Daughters and the unsettled Hutson with wife, Christina, has found a big-ticket gig as the creative director of Generra. Does this free up Mrs. H to focus on the home brand? We'd love to know.
"I find irony in everything. I've worn Ed Hardy on occasion. It was my Halloween costume. I wear Crocs out. I get made fun of for that."—Mark "The Cobrasnake" Hunter.
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