Cover Your Ears: Kim Kardashian Drops Her First Single

On Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS FM morning show, a very nervous Kim Kardashian debuted her new song, “Jam (Turn It Up).” Our mother taught us that if we have nothing nice to say, to keep our mouths zipped, but obviously Kris Kardashian didn’t impart the same wisdom to her daughter. The song is pretty awful, with Kim sing-talking through the entire thing, including gems like “rosé up in the air,” “angels in my eyes,” “they playing my jam,” and just about every other bad pop music cliché you can imagine. But don’t take our word for it—check out this “jam” yourself and tell us what you think. (LATimes)