Cover Your Assets With These Buttcrack Blinders From Hip T


Look what ended up in our inboxes this morning! Let us introduce, the
—a tube of fabric that creates the illusion that you're wearing maternity jeans. Its real purpose is to hide "bum cleavage" (aka your buttcrack), minimize muffin tops, and create a layering effect without bulk. All this reminds us is of when girls used to layer a lace-trimmed cami underneath a solid-colored top and pair them with pants with a one-inch rise (pulling off skanky and boring is harder than it looks!). So, in case you are of the sort that likes to wear low-rider jeans and a too-short top without wanting to actually commit to the dangers—and the point—of wearing a revealing outfit, these should be right up your alley. As the site proclaims, "Don't let your style fall through the crack!" We recommend just buying a pair of pants that fit.


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