As you know, Ariana Grande's ponytail is as long and luxurious as the mane of a baby pegacorn. Sure, it's sexy, but we are what you might call "ponytail truthers." There is no way that ponytail is just a bunch of shiny, bouncy hair — there is clearly something more going on here. It's our duty to expose the truth, so we've collected all the theories that
we just made up are currently being investigated by the FBI circling the Internet.
Put on your tinfoil hat (over your own ponytail, if you must) and explore the Top Ariana Grande Ponytail Conspiracy Theories of 2014. Then clear your cache, because you never know who might be watching.