Freddie Prinze, Jr. wanted to quit show business altogether after working with Kiefer Sutherland on 24. (People)
A new lawsuit claims that "Happy Birthday," which everyone assumes is in the common domain anyway, has actually been just that this entire time. Ice cream cake and candles all around. (Boing Boing)
All of your "Working on my novel!" tweets have now been collected into the world's first subtweet of a book. (The Hairpin)
First, there was the Women Against Feminism Tumblr. Now, there's the reactionary Confused Cats Against Feminism Tumblr. (Salon)
What happens when you remove all of the jokes from an episode of Friends? You're left with two minutes and 45 seconds of banal airtime. (Reddit)
Seth Rogen drank beer out of the Stanley Cup — for comedy, but also to fulfill all of Canada's wildest fantasies. (Yahoo Sports)
Finally, here are some answers to your lingering Twin Peaks questions. It's okay to have them. We all do. (Esquire)
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