I am a real person, and sometimes I get too drunk and I say the wrong things. So get off my back or I'll murder your family #TheBachelorette
— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) August 4, 2016
I'm jacked, I'm rich, super handsome, and I'm genuinely perfect. Ballin status Nom sayin? Hire me or I'll kill. https://t.co/1SpUWa5IAJ
— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) August 4, 2016
If I Murder someone does that kinda make me capable of hanging out with their dead body? Slightly? I'm so bored. #FriendsAtAPrice
— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) August 4, 2016
I get excited to watch my own snapchat. What am I doing with my life #Surprises
— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) August 4, 2016
Sometimes u make peach juice when u shoulda had fuck bread.
— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) August 4, 2016