After teasing a big announcement on Good Morning America this morning, Beyoncé royally pissed off countless fans when all the buzz ended up being about — wait for it — her vegan diet. Wait, what? Instead of giving the world any number of things it really wants — a new Carter baby, a new album, a new anything, honestly — Beyoncé stood on a rooftop to tell the world that she loves vegetables.
Cool. Is anyone else having déjà vu? She started recruiting temporary vegans months ago. This isn't news, people. Apparently, the internet agrees. Many were particularly peeved at having to get up so early to watch the Queen not only not even appear in the GMA studio, but also talk about something so decidedly *not* huge.
We'll forgive you this time, Bey, but good luck with the angry horde that is your Beyhive. If the below sampling is any indication, they're out for blood. Where's the Beygency when you need it?