Instagram may have gotten over its beef with women’s pubic hair, but Keeping Up with the Kardashian’s Scott Disick still has a bone to pick — specifically with Kourtney Kardashian. The reality star was gearing up for a nude pregnancy photoshoot when her Disick got wind of the fact that she wouldn’t be landscaping her lady parts. “It’s a little offensive,” he said of her decision to not shave. Kardashian pointed out that she could barely shave her own legs with her belly getting in the way, but that she would be open to some assistance. Disick stepped up to the plate, settling his longtime partner in the bathtub while he busted out the beard trimmer. “I’m going to part you like the Red Sea” is probably one of the weirder things to say to a very pregnant woman as you stand over her with a razor, but by now Kourtney is probably used to this sort of thing from the father of her children, so she just kind of went with it. Here’s the thing, though. While we’re totally down with the idea of a dude helping his girl trim up the places she can’t get to on her own, we’re not super jazzed about Disick’s retro observations about a woman’s obligation to keep her pubes in any particular shape. “Her bush is hanging out like it’s the ‘80s and I’m not gonna stand for that. So, if i’ve gotta get my hands dirty I will,” he said. Well, Scott, being pregnant ain’t easy — for a myriad of reasons — and a couple months of unpruned bush should be the last thing a gal has to worry about during that time. Or, any other time, for that matter.