Jamie Dornan & Jimmy Fallon Read Fifty Shades Of Grey In Different Accents

Jamie Dornan knows a thing or two about oral pleasure. We're speaking, of course, about his ability to transform his Northern Irish accent into Christian Grey's suave American cadence. Why, what did you think we meant? Dornan upped the ante during last night's The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. In a game called "Fifty Accents of Grey," Dornan and Fallon tackled steamy quotes from Fifty Shades of Grey in a variety of accents. Gird your loins, everyone. The uptake of the hilarious skit is that we'll never hear the phrase "nipple clamps" without imagining a thick Scottish burr. "Baby oil" will henceforth be pronounced in a Roberto Benigni-style Italian accent. Watch the video below and you'll see why.