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The post is titled "One of these is Mila and Ashton's baby...and her name is Wyatt." He then proceeds to display eight images of different babies (and animals) who may or may not be their new bundle of joy. Even if one of these babies is Wyatt, who are the others? Could they all be shots of Wyatt? More importantly, what is the point of posting six images of newborns, one snapshot of a dog, and one extreme closeup of a llama?
"Mila and I would like to welcome Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher to the world," he writes. "May your life be filled with wonder, love, laughter, health, happiness, curiosity, and privacy." This compilation, then, is a way to technically share the baby pictures without risking their new daughter's privacy.
"Can you guess which one is ours, or does it really matter?" Kutcher writes. "All babies are cute."
We're not playing your game, Kelso. So, there. We're going with the llama.