Lana Del Rey threw a wedding and, like that little-known Kimye one she sang at, no "regular" person was invited. Hell, no one was freakin' invited.
Set to the tune of "Ultraviolence," the title track off her most recent LP, Del Rey and a mystery man with a semi-decent manicure break into a brush-covered chapel and do some kneeling. There's no officiator, no one to object – just these two rebellious lovebirds, in makeshift wedding gear, putting a ring on it.
Since this is Lana Del Rey, the entire video is put through one giant Instagram filter. There's even some crackling added for artistic effect. A mystery man gets his fingers sucked for a hot second, too. It's a real vagabond affair that only a true elusive chanteuse could pull off.
Five bucks they ceremoniously shotgunned PBRs after their "I dos."