You know, sometimes it would be nice if, like, a celebrity would announce they're going to change their hair color before the deed is done so we can prepare accordingly. Otherwise, we're left shocked, blundering, and filled with under-realized puns that harp back to the good ol' days of pop innocence.
Take Britney Spears' most recent transformation for example. She took to Twitter to promote two of her nine (yes, nine) fragrances for Valentine's Day and promoted something else: brunette hair. Sound all the air horns because we've a grade-A situation on our hands. Not only is the Holy Spearit lookin' fine, fresh, and healthy, she's rocking the hue like a pro. Sure, she's better known for being a dirty blonde, but the shade suits her new, successful Las Vegas personality.
To use Spears' own phrase: you better work, b*tch. This is one look you don't have to apologize for doing again. (USA Today)
Spice up Valentine’s Day by getting ‘Naughty & Nice’ ((pun intended)) ;) pic.twitter.com/MCK2z5UKGd
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) February 9, 2014