Wait, they dated? Those two people, who have totally different filmic trajectories and/or are currently in an established relationship that has come to define their public persona actually were together? We all know about the weird, now-legendary pairings of, say, Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton or Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette, but there are heaps of other couples that time has forgotten about...but, thanks to the internet and our own personal torch-carrying, we haven't. And now you won't, either.
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