A good Valentine's Day present should deliver a clear message without saying a word. A dozen roses says, "I appreciate you." A box of assorted Ghirardelli chocolates wrapped in a velvet bow says, "You're sweet." And a giant purple aubergine-shaped bath bomb says... well, that one speaks for itself.
Suggestively-shaped bath products haven't historically been part of the V-Day canon, but this is the year that's all about to change. That's because Lush just announced its newest launches ahead of the annual celebration of love (and lust), and the collection is the raciest we've ever seen.
You can't make your BFF blush with a surprise gift of banana bars and 69-shaped bubble bars for another few days (they drop on the Lush site today, and are in stores from January 11), but you can scroll through and see a little bit of what's to come. Just make sure your boss isn't peering over your shoulder — these might just be the most NSFW bath products of all time.