Are Blankets Too Complicated? Here Are Adult Onesie Pajamas

Blankets too cumbersome? Snuggies too trendy? For the adult who needs coziness on the go, there's the "Forever Lazy" one-piece fleece bodysuit. While we'd only consider wearing this when we're bedridden with pneumonia and have given up on keeping up any semblance of making an effort, apparently, "Forever Lazy" is good for a multitude of other activities. On that list: tailgating for baseball games, hanging out with friends, and falling asleep in front of the TV as your family members have fun without you. And lest you question the veracity of the "Forever Lazy" moniker, there's also a "hatch" on the rear for easy access, when duty calls. *Facepalm*