15 Men Who Just Cannot Believe Women Are Good At Soccer

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The U.S. Women's National Team is absolutely killing it. On Tuesday, it beat Germany 2-0 and will now advance to the finals Sunday night. This is awesome news, but to some it's also incredible news — as in, they actually cannot believe it.

A legion of male sports fans has found that it really enjoys watching the World Cup, and yet feels super-flabergasted that it could enjoy the fun of an international sporting tournament played entirely by...women. As such, they have taken to Twitter to express their surprise.

Holy shit, bro. I cannot believe you did that! Were you tricked somehow? Better delete your search history while you're at it, because you don't want these guys to find you out.
Or maybe you could invite over some other men who are shocked to report that the U.S. women's team is talented.
You know what no one's talking about? How F-I-N-E these lady players are. I mean what's professional athleticism when the athletes got boobies.
Now, before you get mad at these guys, just hear them out.
And, scene. At least we can all take heart in knowing these guys are the minority here. Most people — both men and women — are psyched out of their minds for the finals. In fact, it's safe to say most fans are more like this winner right here.

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