Anyway, everyone knows that it's just sensible to take off your pants as soon as you get home; anyone who doesn't put on soft clothes as soon as they enter their inner sanctum is probably a monster. Now would probably be a good time for Mendes to add some sweats to her new fashion line. (Us Weekly)
Dear favorite pair of sweatpants. I was just kidding when I said you're the #1 cause of divorce. Everyone knows that orange crocs are the #1 cause of divorce. Either way it was a bad joke and feel terrible if you or anyone thought I was serious. Thanks for understanding sweatpants. Sorry orange crocs.