Ugg Boot Vaccine: Protect Yourself From Elephant Feet

Tired of living in fear? Sick of succumbing to the seasonal plague? Want to resist the toasty appeal? Ugg boot disorder affects a large percentage of American women each winter, but preventative measures can be taken to make yourself immune. The bastard derivation of a benign surfer mainstay, Ugg boots have spread like wildfire among cold-footed women, starting as small and barely noticeable and growing into monstrous afflictions from which no pair of eyes are safe. Educate yourself with this video.
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