15 Most Scandalously Named Beauty Products

Confession: If I weren't a beauty writer, I would 100% seek out any and every job that allowed me to name beauty products. There's something insanely pleasurable about flipping over a nail-polish bottle or lipstick tube and seeing what it was named (and possibly coming up with a better name in your head). These monikers can be cheeky, cute, or twisted — and often, pretty scandalous.
Remember how pearl-clutchy the Internet got when Too Faced debuted its Better Than Sex mascara? How about the blushing NARS' Deep Throat blush inevitably elicits? Yes, our beauty products can sometimes be like our BFFs — the ones with seriously dirty mouths.
So, in the spirit of embracing sexiness — rather than giggling about it like schoolchildren — we rounded up our favorite NSFW-named cosmetics of all time. (Plus, ya know, Valentine's Day and all.) You'll see some old favorites in here, but also picks you probably haven't heard of before. Go ahead, click through and indulge your dirty mind. 

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