Not that we have an hour to kill, but if we did, we might be on this new site, The Sartorial-twist (Right, like you actually think we aren't still hitting refresh). A sartorial scientific expression if we ever saw one, the sparse site is billed as "a random fashion generator": Every-time you click, Scott Schuman's pictures from the actual Sartorialist shuffle in threes like a grade-school mix-up book, resulting in Frankenstein creations that are more fashionable than any monster out there. A serious pout paired with covered-up cleavage, a tight (man) crotch, and brogues? The villagers street style photogs will run screaming.