5 Things To Know This AM — Jan 13 2012

It's easy to rag on the famous and infamous for their first world problems, but we sometimes have to remember that celebri-tay isn't all about golden bidets and owning a slow loris. Case in point: Pippa Middleton gets photographed about 400 times a day — could you handle that? (Shine)
We know you've been asking yourselves for years now, "What would famous designers look like if they were Spongebob Squarepants?" Wonder no more, friends. (Highsnobiety)
Also, here's what it would look like if you were shrink-wrapped together with your lover. But, don't tell your mom — she'll be mad that you put a plastic bag over your head after she's warned you about it a million times. (Flavorwire)
Models are often skewered for always looking super-pissed on the runway or in ads, despite the fact that, you know, they're wearing clothes that most people can only dream about. Looks like something's in the water, though, because this season is all about smiles. (Models)
Between finding out that he would have bought caftans from Liz Taylor's auction if he could have, and that he wants to ask God why he wears white, it's no wonder we're all huge Simon Doonan fans around here. (The Fashion Informer)

Photo: Via Models.com

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