Because after a whopping two hours and twenty minutes of non-stop action, who doesn't want a little shwarma?
Man, this movie must have been tedious to film. And, that's not even counting the (fake) blood stains...
Seymour comes out on top, for once — as he should.
This is actually a pretty good approximation of how one feels after watching Crank: The rest of the world just looks so tame.
Fast and Furious 6
First, you're all sad, because one of the main characters is clearly self-destructing after the death of his girlfriend, and it's awful. But then, you're all excited and screaming and jumping out of your seat, because not only is this franchise still not over, but STATHAM. Statham, guys.
A ridiculous end to a ridiculously awesome movie. Bonus: They even thought to make it relevant for VHS viewers!
With Portuguese subtitles, because, why not?
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
The perfect way to end this post.