Every once in a while, something happens on the Internet that's worth sending to everyone on your Gchat list. And when this video from The Found Footage Festival popped up in our Facebook newsfeeds, we couldn't resist. The site itself is high-grade nostalgia gold: It compiles rare VHS footage from yesterday, which is almost guaranteed to go viral today. In short, the video above will teach you how to model. The opening, co-hosted by Denise Richards, asks the burning question, "Have you ever thought about being in commercials? Or being a model in ads and catalogs?" — which sort of makes you think to yourself, Have I dreamed about being in ads? A lineup of experts go on to cover everything from which vowels to mouth as you "mirror face" to how to create Arthur Elgort-style action shots. For example, did you know that one must pivot one's foot a step in front of oneself to properly look into one's Chanel Boy Bag (1:04)?