Oh No! No More Playing The Craft, As eBay Bans Spells & Potions

Nuts. Just when we were about to bind Nancy, we found out that our spells, potions, and love charms are no longer welcome on the world marketplace that is eBay. As Mashable reports, the following life-altering practices will be forbidden from the auction site: "advice; spells; curses; hexing; conjuring; magic; prayers; blessing services; magic potions; healing sessions" — and, of course, the requisite work-from-home businesses and information, wholesale lists, and drop-shop lists. (Weird that those last three fell in with the hexes, right?)
Fortunately, however, the ban doesn't go into effect until August 30, which means now is the perfect time to get some luminary to cast a spell on your +2 personality cloak or get some voodoo dolls for your annoying co-workers. (Please note: In order to research the post, we eBayed "love potion" and found a whole host of options for those hoping to squeak in under the cutoff date. Just help yourself. You can thank us when your newly purchased, but soon-to-be-prohibited, spell works.) (Mashable)

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