In the early days of Craigslist, perusing the Missed Connections section was something you did for laughs with your BFFs (while secretly hoping to come across a post describing you, obvi). Turns out, not much has changed. Strangers still want to find love, vent their frustrations, and live out their fantasies — and it's still hilarious. So, we've taken it upon ourselves to gather up the craziest ads that'll make you think twice the next time you lock eyes with a stranger. (Just kidding — a few of 'em are downright cute.) Click through for your daily dose of LOLs.
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Okay, normally we'd say any guy who uses "OMG" in a personal ad is automatically off the list. (Not to mention the absence of any capitalization whatsoever.) But, hey — he's trying to connect with a woman who has "IZITF8" as her license plate. If ever two people were meant to be together, it's these two.
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So many pros and cons in this post! Pro: He appreciates your fashion sense (your "amazing outfit"). Con: He's clumsy and nearly killed you. Pro: He knows how to say "I'm sorry" and "thank you," and how to use ellipses. Con: He scopes out random babes while riding his bike. We're gonna tentatively say that the pros have it — but just watch yourself on any bike rides, alright?
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And now, introducing Mr. Mixed Messages! He never contacts you, but you shouldn't think that means he's not interested. It just means he's...really busy? In a relationship? Continually losing his iPhone and therefore never able to call you? In that case, "where to find him" is probably the Apple store.
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Okay, just to restore your faith in dating (and humanity, in general), we're leaving you with the most adorable meet-cute of them all. Meet Matthew and Rebecca, who connected on the 48 bus only to be wrenched apart by the need to, um, go to work. And it leaves us in such suspense! What takes 2 to 3 days to work?! We must know how this story ends!