Fear not, folks. This bit of celebrity relationship news is, for once, not about two people you really like getting a divorce. In fact, it's quite the opposite. Yesterday, a rep for Zooey Deschanel confirmed to People that the actress has quietly wed producer Jacob Pechenik. On top of that, she's also given birth to her first child, a baby girl whose name has not yet been revealed. Let the New Girl jokes fly. Page Six reports that Deschanel gave birth in Austin, Texas last week. Pechenik is said to be based in the capital. The sitcom star, who was previously married to Death Cab for Cutie rocker Ben Gibbard, announced her pregnancy and engagement in January. So...who's going to break the news to Nick?