Raise your hand if you love Cruel Intentions. Now, raise your hand if you would still love it if its stars, Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe, were known to you as Mom and Dad. Yeah, that's what we thought. During this week's appearance on What Watch Happens Live!, Witherspoon confirmed that her children Ava and Deacon aren't particularly interested in any of her films, but especially not the one showing their father seducing their mother. Sure, it's a terrific film, but we can't say we blame them. "They don't have any interest in seeing me in movies," the Hot Pursuit star told host Andy Cohen. "It's weird for them. They're like, 'This is so weird!' And especially seeing me and their dad having sex. It's so weird. Not interested." Um, yeah. Just to be safe, the kiddos should also steer clear of escalators, Jaguar Roadsters, and Counting Crows tunes.