What Are Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Doing Making Out?

Rumor was that Amber Heard dumped Johny Depp after his bizarro speech at the Hollywood Film Awards. Then, she realized that no one actually knows what the Hollywood Film Awards is and forgave him! Okay, that last part isn't true (except for what the heck are the Hollywood Film Awards?), but the two were seen engaged in a very public smooch over the weekend at an industry party.

Heard received the Spirit of Elysium Award for her charity work at the Art of Elysium's Heaven blowout, which was curated and hosted by Marina Abramović and Costume National. Everyone was given a CN silk robe to wear, the better to recline upon beds for the ensuing spectacle of art performances and films. So, yeah, it was probably cooler than the majority of the Saturday night events happening in the world.

Sadly, this probably means Depp won't be crawling back on his hands and knees, begging forgiveness and succor of Vanessa Paradis like the goddess she is. (Page Six)