Get ready for this. From the makers of Rebecca Black's musical opus "Friday" comes "Chinese Food." Alison Gold really, really loves her Cantonese cuisine, guys. Wonton soup? She loves it. Egg rolls? Those too. Chow muh-muh-muh-muh-mein? Yup. Gold even befriends a panda bear, because she just can't get enough of her cultural fix.
Whether this is ridiculously genius or offensive is up for debate. Perhaps Gold and Black can come together to create a powerhouse duo with an ode to Mean Girls. They could call it, "On Wednesdays We Eat Chinese Food," and set it to the tune of Sam Sparro's "Black & Gold." Now that, dear friends, would be pure (satirical) musical brilliance.